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meaning a lanky and skinny person that is like a stick figure, and they also are really embarrassing and think they’re amazing.
“omg look at lexi she’s so twaiky!”
twaiky by ~Lace~ November 17, 2022
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Twanky Wat 

Someone who is a wanker but managed to achieve the rank of twat
Get in your spaz chariot you twanky wat
Twanky Wat by Ninetailedfox September 21, 2016
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A person, often a middle-aged or older man, who dresses in such a way that they look like the character "Widow Twanky" in the pantomime "Aladdin".
"She's quite rough-looking."
"Yes, she is a bit of a twanky."
Twanky by Stewartspotter February 8, 2014
Dont your bitchass owe me a twanky sack?
He came to the club rollin on twanky threes.
That will be twanky one dollars and 10 cents.
twanky by Cody January 14, 2004

Twanky Duces 

22 inch rims. Rims Often too large to fit on a car, but are put on anyways.
Damn, Dem' twanky duces look raw homie.
Twanky Duces by Melaii December 22, 2008
The practice of tweeting in haiku with the rules of using 140 characters or less and 17 syllables.
Casey's Twaiku on Twitter was surprisingly accurate, using 140 characters and 17 syllables.
Twaiku by bostoncasey March 5, 2014
its what you say when you slam a domino down on the table for 20 points.

or really anytime that the number 20 is used.
a duece and a tre and two fives on the board and you slam down big five and holla twanky
Twanky by who dat January 23, 2005
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