20 definitions by bostoncasey
by bostoncasey September 14, 2019
by bostoncasey May 24, 2020
Sharon told Dave she was on birth control, so that he wouldn't use a condom. Dave decided not to pull out and now Sharon is pregnant. It was a fool's gambit.
by bostoncasey December 17, 2016
Casey"Good thing my girlfriend has a nice car, I can use that when my car shits the fan."
Alex: "Yeah but what if your relationship shits the fan"?
Alex: "Yeah but what if your relationship shits the fan"?
by bostoncasey August 21, 2018
A person (usually named Todd) who often pulls Shenanigans, wins at Jack Box games, and throws bomb parties. He also has biceps that compare to Superman, Batman, and most fictional characters that have "man" at the end of their name.
Toddlybumbum made these great virgin hot toddies, but he tricked me and now I'm drunk. Classic Toddlybumbum!
by bostoncasey April 3, 2019
Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.
by bostoncasey October 1, 2018
Casey: You're cute.
Erin: Do you mean like puppy cute? Or frick frack tickety tack, take off your panties?
Erin: Do you mean like puppy cute? Or frick frack tickety tack, take off your panties?
by bostoncasey March 1, 2016