turzman

Someone who enjoys the "player" position in a Rusty Trombone.

That guy is such a turzman, my ass was vibrating for days.

by blurred September 7, 2005

Turman Elevator

The slowest elevator in the world. Located in Turman Hall of Emory University, the Turman Elevator is the bane of all Turman residents.

"The DUC food will have improved by the time the Turman Elevator moves from 1st floor to 2nd floor"

by Turman407 February 10, 2010

Caleb Turman

1. Singer and guitarist for the band Forever the Sickest Kids.
2. The world's most enticing ginger to ever walk this earth.
3. The man.
4. Known to give a simply sweet embrace.
5. The absolute epitome of everything beautiful and worth living for.

1. Caleb Turman rules the universe. Your argument is invalid.

by hurricane hayley July 25, 2010

turdmanship

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.

josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!

by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009

türkman

Turkish super hero by name, kicks bad guys' asses and licks good girls' pussies. Champion and watches football matches regulary, especially his hometown club.

Türkman is doing it again, he punches that guy in the face and now he's leaving with that hot girl. What a champ.

by drstevendeer April 10, 2021

Turdman

Short, balding man with broad shoulders and a hairy ass.

Wow, that guy is such a turdman.

by Georjetson May 5, 2010

turdman

a man who loves turd

hey tim you are a turdman

by loren brinton February 7, 2005