blurred's definitions

phunk

A pecker necked gaper from Utah.

Look at that gaper on the snollerblades. He is such a phunk

by blurred March 14, 2005

der poopenhausen

1. v. Anal sex.

2. n. The old brown eye.

1. Jer and Rontele took turns going der poopenhausen on each other.

2. "Two in the pink and one in der poopenhausen"

by blurred December 20, 2007

grantland

German for goat felching ass licker

Trump is such a grantland

by blurred January 23, 2017

turzman

Someone who enjoys the "player" position in a Rusty Trombone.

That guy is such a turzman, my ass was vibrating for days.

by blurred September 7, 2005

HotTate

A sexual technique used by male homosexuals, where one dips his scrotum into warm maple syrup and his partner proceeds to lick it off.

Thelonius and I were having french toast the other day and sice the syrup was warm, I gave him a tasty HotTate.

by blurred November 15, 2006