turtlejedi 

A turtle that can use the force.

The turtle was no ordinary turtle, it was a turtlejedi.

turtlejedi by Minka Lee Bridger October 26, 2017

Turtleaddison 

Turtleaddison is an aesthetic fanpage of Addison Rae, a famous TikToker. They are one of the most famous fanpage on TikTok. People uses her to gain followers but please don't do that as they don't like it.

Turtleaddison is the best fanpage.

Turtleaddison by beomchars October 3, 2021

TurtleDipper 

when you are taking a shit and your penis falls into the toilet water

i just had a TurtleDipper man.

TurtleDipper by Mike Blumberg June 20, 2008

turtlepenie 

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

turtlepenie by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

turtleaddison 

turtleaddison is a famous fanpage with 400k who makes edits and is grateful for their followers

do you know turtleaddison?

yes! turtleaddison is an amazing creator!

turtleaddison by evie-ruth September 21, 2021

turtleaddison 

turtleaddison is a tiktok fanpage with more than one owner and has an amazing coloring

turtleaddison has an amazing coloring

turtleaddison by drapechars October 3, 2021

turtledick 

When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.

Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming

I just went for a swim, and I got a mean case of turtledick (or turtlecock, tortoise-shlong)

turtledick by ppadru1 February 13, 2009