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turtlejedi

The turtle was no ordinary turtle, it was a turtlejedi.
by Minka Lee Bridger October 26, 2017
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Turtleaddison

Turtleaddison is an aesthetic fanpage of Addison Rae, a famous TikToker. They are one of the most famous fanpage on TikTok. People uses her to gain followers but please don't do that as they don't like it.
Turtleaddison is the best fanpage.
by beomchars October 3, 2021
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TurtleDipper

when you are taking a shit and your penis falls into the toilet water
i just had a TurtleDipper man.
by Mike Blumberg June 20, 2008
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turtlepenie

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.
Max had total turtlepenie last night.
by NatalieMN November 24, 2006
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turtleaddison

turtleaddison is a famous fanpage with 400k who makes edits and is grateful for their followers
do you know turtleaddison?

yes! turtleaddison is an amazing creator!
by evie-ruth September 21, 2021
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turtleaddison

turtleaddison is a tiktok fanpage with more than one owner and has an amazing coloring
turtleaddison has an amazing coloring
by drapechars October 3, 2021
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turtledick

When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.

Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming
I just went for a swim, and I got a mean case of turtledick (or turtlecock, tortoise-shlong)
by ppadru1 February 13, 2009
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