turtleglove 

condom

"Luckily, she had a turtle glove in her purse."

"No turtleglove, no love."

"Protect her, protect yourself -- wear a turtleglove."

turtleglove by Richard Boone Webster November 15, 2021

Turtledove 

an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. A person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.

a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.

I sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.

Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.

Turtledove by ninjadrew:) December 30, 2010

Harry Turtledove 

1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter

2. To suck at something voraciously

3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)

1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.

2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.

3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.

Harry Turtledove by stinko2309 March 29, 2010

Turtledove 

A woman who is a thief. She will get a job as a maid stay for one days work and steal as much as she can before she leaves and moves on to her next victim.

She is not only a thief but a turtledove.

Turtledove by Jessica elaine June 12, 2018

turtledove 

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

turtledove by YoJimmy November 5, 2006

turtle glove 

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it

I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it

turtle glove by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

TurtleDove 

When someone is so breathtaking, you can only describe them by comparing them to an imaginary creature.

"She was absolutely gorgeous, it was like she had the form of a turtledove"

TurtleDove by LibraLebron_3X April 30, 2016