turnism

Turnism is an illness that effects about one in twenty thousand people. A Turnism sufferer has to face the other way when they are feeling awkward or anxious. Turnism sufferers find it very difficult to meet new people or date, as they often turn their back on the other person within seconds of the first meeting. Turnism sufferers cannot look themselves in the eye, and are very uncomfortable around mirrors. Turnism sufferers, like to eat alone, and will take food to a private place, like a toilet cubicle or broom cupboard. Acute symptoms of Turnism, will lead sufferers to turn their IDs back to front in their wallet and even request to face downwards in their coffin upon their death; which typically occurs through a road traffic accident.

"John, what is wrong with your friend; why is he facing the other way?"
"Don't worry Bill, Peter sufferers from Turnism!"

by Stemol May 11, 2019

Gran Turismo 4

A racing video game for ps2 with over 600 cars, over 60 tracks, and some ridiculously long endurance races.

I played gran turismo 4 yesterday.

by 5'11"Racer September 25, 2006

Gran Turismo

An amazing driving simulator, that, at the same time, manages to be like Pokemon but with cars.

Gran Turismo, gotta win 'em all!

by Lollerc0a5t3r July 24, 2010

chron turismo

when ur high and u zone out while driving exceeding the speed limit by a vast number

ohh man phil u just did an 80 in a 40 mile zone "dude he cant hear you hes in chron turismo"

by chris heedo June 12, 2008

gran turismo

Greatest game to ever come out. period.

best game ive ever played. and still play

by GT addict February 22, 2005

Gran Turismo

1. Italian for "Grand Tour"
2. A SWEET video game for Playstaion

i have gt and gt2

by who cares January 1, 2004

Gran Turismo

1. Italian for "grand touring". Gran turismo (GT) racing is a form of motorsport in which drivers race sports cars (usually modified for racing) around purpose-built circuits and closed street circuits. Not to be confused with illegal street racing.

2. A great video game developed by Polyphony Digital.

1. The FIA GT Series is the world's premier gran turismo racing championship.

2. After winning the 24 Hours of Le Mans on Gran Turismo 5, Bob was very happy.

by joeyz_f1 July 28, 2013