Turnish

1. A boy, often named Paul, who has poor writing. Usually, a "turnish" will write in all caps making it difficult to decipher maps they have constructed.

2. A grandmother's name for her grandson.

1. "Oh, you silly turnish! I can barely read these notes you gave me."

2. "Turnish, my love, why don't you ever give your grandmother a call?"

by DaynaGal February 20, 2009

turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

by Mausermania June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018

foul tarnished

Someone unfit, even to graft

Godrick the Grafted: Foul Tarnished, thou'rt unfit even to graft

by Nuttjob97 April 9, 2022

Tooth Tarnishing Twat

Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.

*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"

by The Insult Man February 4, 2021

Turkish Arm-Wrestle

When you prove your self to be bad ass.

Oh damn... Jimmy Just killed a man with his fist and the man had a gun.
Jimmy is quite the badass he won the Turkish Arm-Wrestle

by GooseDuckMan October 5, 2018

turkishtam

A legend. Turkishtam, also known as “bossman” or just “Tam” is one of the UK’s finest treasures. He can get any woman he wants and is a man of pure talent. Football. Boxing. Acting. Academic. Good looking. Turkish. Good at cutting doner and an absolute unit.

“Hey, isn’t that TurkishTam?”

by GreenCh1ef October 3, 2020