turndle 

1.)what you do when you are the band måneskin and you leave your meet and greet early after shattering the hearts of the masses
2.) a boy’s name

ingrid: “hey, where did måneskin go?”
random woman: “oh they went turndling. by the way, my son’s name is turndle!”

turndle by ingobingo1 December 21, 2022

box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

trundle grundle 

when two people simultaneously insert one of their big toes into the others butt hole

We decided to get pedicures after the trundle grundle fest this weekend.

trundle grundle by chismosa6969 February 5, 2010

sea turdle 

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

sea turdle by the comand'r October 26, 2014

Trundle Fuck 

When a vagina is gaping so widely one can fit a trundle bed within it and house multiple inhabitants.

When Amanda and Gregg discussed the sex life of their friend, jessica, they said "her vag is such a trundle fuck, of course she can fit her husbands dick and her part time lovers in at the same exact time!!"

Trundle Fuck by Craig frankrick May 25, 2011

turdler 

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

turdler by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007

Ninja Turdle 

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

Ninja Turdle by Baindawg December 4, 2012