turddler

one who poops on sea turtles: one who resembles someone who poops on sea turtles; one who is related to sea turtles in any unnatural way

Douglas Page is the ultimate turddler

by Peter Stipes February 3, 2005

turddler

A toddler who is acting like a turd.
One who acts like a turd and also acts like a toddler.

Addison is such a turddler! She is putting her dinner in her diaper!

by jday73 August 26, 2014