turkula

A ferocious black cat with 1 visible fang.

I was going to go to Bob's last night, but I was afraid to be out with a Turkula on the loose.

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

Turbulated

Highly intoxicated with liquor.

I got turbulated this weekend.

by Griffin Troup + Jonah Lussier January 16, 2009

turdular

descriptive of all things relating to shit.

That tramp smells a bit turdular, this fucking job is turdular, thats a turdular looking obstruction in my bog you are a fucking turdular retard

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004

turbulating

constant turbulence in an airplane

The plane wouldn't stop turbulating and I was afraid I was going to die!

by M-Jizz April 26, 2010

turdulance

1. The urge to make a bowel movement while flying on a plane. The victim is hesitant to use the in-flight facilities usually due to embarrassment, anxiety, or laziness. This predicament is often coupled with the fear of having another person waiting to use the facility. Sometimes equated with "prairie-dogging", "the bubble guts", and/or "crowning."

2. Being prevented from leaving one's seat despite having an extreme need to use the restroom.

"Marcy could no longer read Sky Mall--she was experiencing heavy turdulance on her way to Atlanta."

by artzymorena July 22, 2009

Turdulargestation

To carry food in the digestive system during the period from consumption of the food to the delivery of the turd through defecation.

Howard is proud of his regularity. He consumes a high fiber diet and enjoys a normal Turdulargestation cycle.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

Turbulation

The resistance generated when one does an incorrect open turn while swimming.

Do you see how much turbulation you are generating? If you do another incorrect open turn, I'm gonna shit a brick and throw it at your head!

by Haydontoid January 18, 2012