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M*A*S*H-turbating 

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.
Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

Turbulation 

The resistance generated when one does an incorrect open turn while swimming.
Do you see how much turbulation you are generating? If you do another incorrect open turn, I'm gonna shit a brick and throw it at your head!
Turbulation by Haydontoid January 18, 2012

Whats Tibulating 

What is going on? Whats up? Whats happenin? Whats good? It means all of that combined into one shazaamnistic phrase.
Whats Tibulating Chris?

turbulation 

The correct way to speak of a turbulent sensation such as and bumpy airplane ride.
The turbulation from the wind rocked the aircraft sideways.
turbulation by Gabbs2much18 January 8, 2009

Turbulation 

Keeps gas molecules on gas molecules. A.K.A keeping air on the air.
NASA: There's turbulation.
Balls McGee: That's a good sign
Turbulation by BalsMcGee October 13, 2017

turbulation 

(n) the incorrect use of the word "turbulence." Used to describe one's doing to someone's mother, usually in the bed.
"There was turbulation in the bed with your mother last night"

"I turbulated your mothers vagina last night"

"Turbulation with your mom is my favorite evening activity"
turbulation by Worwig October 27, 2009