4 definitions by TheTurkey

turkey

The turkey is performed by a male who drops his pants and bends over with his legs slightly spread while making crazy gobbling sounds. It is called the turkey because the hanging scrotum looks like the thing which hangs from the turkey's beak.

Chad tried to do the turkey at Alex's wedding but Jason threatened to kick his ass.

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

Tibor

Derived from the Simpsons. A tibor is someone in your office whom you blame when you have done something stupid, illegal, or immoral. Typically the person is someone who cannot defend themself. Especially effective when the Tibor cannot speak English.

You'll have to jiggle the handle. That idiot, Tibor, lost the key.

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

buttcut

A hairstyle popularized in the 80's which somehow still maitains a large following. The hair can be grown to almost any length and then is parted directly in the middle so that the top of the head resembles the asscrack.

Man, can you believe Ryan still has that buttcut?

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

turkula

A ferocious black cat with 1 visible fang.

I was going to go to Bob's last night, but I was afraid to be out with a Turkula on the loose.

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005