turkla
turkla by tommy heil January 8, 2009
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Türkan
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turkamayne
Turkamayne is a character created by the amazing Andy Biersack of Black Veil Brides. Turkamayne's mixtape will be coming out sometime in 2014.
"Turkamayne aint got not hands so put those nubs up in the air and turk turk turk turk"
"Turkamayne don't wear no shirt. Turkamayne just get sunburnt"
"Take two turkeys, put em on your hands. Step right up and see the Turkamayne!"
"Turkamayne don't wear no shirt. Turkamayne just get sunburnt"
"Take two turkeys, put em on your hands. Step right up and see the Turkamayne!"
turkamayne by Turkamayne December 31, 2013
Turkastrophe
Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!
Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!
Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!
Turkastrophe by LindseyJay December 25, 2009
Turdlationship
1. Turd and Turdette came to the agreement that they are not boyfriend or girlfriend even though they have been with each other over a year together including traveled to another state alone and sleeping in the same bed.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.
2. Turdette offered herself as a birthday gift to Turd on his birthday and still clings to the idea and tells people that she has never had sexual intercourse.
3. Turdette is always being oppressed by Turd, Turdette obeys and complies with every command given by Turd.
Turdlationship:
If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.
If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.
If Turd is having sexual intercourse with another woman in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just dancing very close to one another.
If Turd is kissing multiple women during a drunken party in front of Turdette, Turdette would assume they are just talking passionately about their relationship.
Turdlationship by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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