turkaloaf

NOUN: A lying lazy fat ass son of a bitch friend that everyone has who always mooches for gas money; smokes and booz.

I have a friend who is a total turkaloaf.

turkaloaf by mcgroin October 25, 2006

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turkaloaf

A friend that has a girl friend that brings DRAMA to all friends when having a good time

that guy is such a turkaloaf

turkaloaf by oswald coble pot October 28, 2006

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Related Words

turkaloaf • Turboloafer • Turkalate

Turkalate

Turk*a*late

The act of not trying to articulate the meaning of a story. To accept the story doesn’t make sense to the audience.

Fuck it. I’ll turkalate the story and not give a shit.

Turkalate by Fafhiey May 2, 2022

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Turboloafer

some one who is lazy and has no compasion for other people

Mr.Jizzo is such a Turboloafer about people texting in class.

Turboloafer by Kadie,ColeandZakhatesMrs.LUMAN March 15, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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