turkaloaf

NOUN: A lying lazy fat ass son of a bitch friend that everyone has who always mooches for gas money; smokes and booz.

I have a friend who is a total turkaloaf.

by mcgroin October 25, 2006

turkaloaf

A friend that has a girl friend that brings DRAMA to all friends when having a good time

that guy is such a turkaloaf

by oswald coble pot October 28, 2006