Turkastrophe 

When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.

Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!

Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!

Turkastrophe by LindseyJay December 25, 2009

turtastrophe 

a suddon turttle related disaster in a turtule populated area

there was a turtastrophe on the m shell road 7 turttles were involved in a pile up as a turttle went out of control wondering of into the wrong lane hitting anuther turttle causing a turtastrophe

turtastrophe by cracker jacker the monkey July 22, 2007