"Turkamayne aint got not hands so put those nubs up in the air and turk turk turk turk"
"Turkamayne don't wear no shirt. Turkamayne just get sunburnt"
"Take two turkeys, put em on your hands. Step right up and see the Turkamayne!"

turkamayne by Turkamayne December 31, 2013

Turkanaut

One who rides a Turkish rocket.

"Fucking Ahmet was the best thing I'd ever done! I put that I was a Turkanaut on my resume and got hired the very next day!"

Turkanaut by Hals01 March 2, 2010

Turkastrophe

When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.

Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!

Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!

Turkastrophe by LindseyJay December 25, 2009

Turkan brand

During sex the male puts a rug on the females back and lights the rug on fire while ejaculating.

I gave my wife a Turkan Brand last night.

Turkan brand by PapaSmurf35 July 17, 2017

Tuukka Rask

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. Was drafted 21st overall by the Toronto Maple Leafs, but was traded to the Bruins for perennial all-star Andrew Raycroft. Kicked ass in the AHL for awhile and then kicked ass for the Bruins, stealing the starting job from Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) in the 2009-10 season.

Did you see the game last night? Tuukka Rask had another great game, only let 1 goal in on the glove side.

Tuukka Rask by JFinney08 June 4, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026