Turkin

To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"

her: what you up to?

me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?

Turkin by theZilla May 23, 2015

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man, stop turkin me!

Turkin by steechee March 18, 2011

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Turkin by StillTurkin March 25, 2022

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turkin it

The act of dancing in a super-black way, moving your feet in a rhythmic pattern.

Yo, E40 can't be turkin it, too much grum in that belly

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When a seemingly attractive female/male "does it" with an overweight unattractive member of their opposite sex.

Guy 1: That girls hott
Guy 2: oh, dude, you don't wanna date her
Guy 1: why not?
Guy 2: She was turkin' it last night with that fat guy from English.

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When you’ve had 1 too many wild turkey’s and abruptly become violent towards anything and anyone in sight

He was turkin out so hard last night he ended up in the cells!

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Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.

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