Turkin 

To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"

her: what you up to?

me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?

Turkin by theZilla May 23, 2015

Turkin 

A Newfoundland & Labrador term. The act of throwing "Big Turk" bars at people.

man, stop turkin me!

Turkin by steechee March 18, 2011

Turkin 

Getting excited about something.

Im turkin to get this project started.

Turkin by StillTurkin March 25, 2022

turkin it

The act of dancing in a super-black way, moving your feet in a rhythmic pattern.

Yo, E40 can't be turkin it, too much grum in that belly

turkin it by weezy F Burlocky February 24, 2011

Turkin' it

When a seemingly attractive female/male "does it" with an overweight unattractive member of their opposite sex.

Guy 1: That girls hott
Guy 2: oh, dude, you don't wanna date her
Guy 1: why not?
Guy 2: She was turkin' it last night with that fat guy from English.

Turkin' it by Kosmo and Wanda July 31, 2010

Turkin Out 

When you’ve had 1 too many wild turkey’s and abruptly become violent towards anything and anyone in sight

He was turkin out so hard last night he ended up in the cells!

Turkin Out by Mingemuncher02 December 13, 2022

jerkin turkin 

Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.

Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?

jerkin turkin by The Dream God April 4, 2023