Turkin

To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"

her: what you up to?

me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?

by theZilla May 22, 2015

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A Newfoundland & Labrador term. The act of throwing "Big Turk" bars at people.

by steechee March 03, 2011

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turkin it

The act of dancing in a super-black way, moving your feet in a rhythmic pattern.

Yo, E40 can't be turkin it, too much grum in that belly

by weezy F Burlocky February 05, 2011

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When a seemingly attractive female/male "does it" with an overweight unattractive member of their opposite sex.

Guy 1: That girls hott
Guy 2: oh, dude, you don't wanna date her
Guy 1: why not?
Guy 2: She was turkin' it last night with that fat guy from English.

by Kosmo and Wanda July 31, 2010

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Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.

by The Dream God April 04, 2023

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When you’ve had 1 too many wild turkey’s and abruptly become violent towards anything and anyone in sight

He was turkin out so hard last night he ended up in the cells!

by Mingemuncher02 December 14, 2022

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by StillTurkin March 25, 2022

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