Turkin

To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"

her: what you up to?

me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?

by theZilla May 23, 2015

Turkin

A Newfoundland & Labrador term. The act of throwing "Big Turk" bars at people.

man, stop turkin me!

by steechee March 18, 2011

turkin it

The act of dancing in a super-black way, moving your feet in a rhythmic pattern.

Yo, E40 can't be turkin it, too much grum in that belly

by weezy F Burlocky February 24, 2011

Turkin' it

When a seemingly attractive female/male "does it" with an overweight unattractive member of their opposite sex.

Guy 1: That girls hott
Guy 2: oh, dude, you don't wanna date her
Guy 1: why not?
Guy 2: She was turkin' it last night with that fat guy from English.

by Kosmo and Wanda July 31, 2010

Turkin Out

When you’ve had 1 too many wild turkey’s and abruptly become violent towards anything and anyone in sight

He was turkin out so hard last night he ended up in the cells!

by Mingemuncher02 December 13, 2022

Turkin

Getting excited about something.

Im turkin to get this project started.

by StillTurkin March 25, 2022

jerkin turkin

Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.

Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?

by The Dream God April 04, 2023