turkey fuck

to use someone elses lit cigarette to light your own cigarette with

Yo,turkey fuck me.

ohhhh thankyou

by ~===== December 9, 2003

turkey fuck

on thanksgiving when you raost a turkey and fuck it through the part where you put stuffing

"dude, I love thanksgiving!"

"why?"

"cause you can fuck the turkey."

"what?!"

"turkey fuck! it's nice."

by sillytoe October 4, 2009

Fuck Turkey

Verb: When in missionary sex position, and they put their feet on your chest or sometimes shoulders while you lean forward, pushing their knees up to their shoulders (often with their arms at their sides or being held by your hands pulling towards their buttocks).

Noun: The person having the above verb description done to them.

Verb and Noun: We we're doing fuck turkey, and I smiled down at her, as she moaned, and said, "you you look like a fuck turkey... Now I'm going to stuff you good!"

by HappyMonkey8d February 6, 2023

Let's fuck this turkey

Let's do this thing!!

Yo bro let's fuck this turkey!

by Shadowbrad May 17, 2018

Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.

Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!

by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021

Turkey Fucker

One who is a real silly son of a bitch ussually a goofy shit bastard of a friend. A real chain yanker and of the teasing sort.

Damn im gonna miss ol Ryan Williams he was a real turkey fucker(R.I.P. Gimp you Turkey Fucker). Oh my god thats not beer its piss all right wich one of you turkey fuckers pissed in my beer?

by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008

Turkey Fucker

Matt isn't a Turkey Fucker, everyone who mentions the word Turkey to him is a fucktard!

Matt Does NOT fuck Turkey's - Harvey wants to though...!

by Mound December 6, 2004