4 definitions by The Blind Inventor
Hey slim whos that jive ass turkey listening to country over there. Man we best go bust out some afro audio on his ass n throw down some cardboard n do some breaking for that fool!!
by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008
One who is a real silly son of a bitch ussually a goofy shit bastard of a friend. A real chain yanker and of the teasing sort.
Damn im gonna miss ol Ryan Williams he was a real turkey fucker(R.I.P. Gimp you Turkey Fucker). Oh my god thats not beer its piss all right wich one of you turkey fuckers pissed in my beer?
by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008
Someone who is keen on mouthing cocks. He or she who is self proclaimed or even suspected of enjoying a penis in the mouth or even on the lips with only a threat of oral entry.
Sara: Yeah I think he was ready to give up on me until he found out I was a cockmouther. Hey pal get your fucking calogne selling ass off my fucking property you fucking cockmouther mother fucker!!!!!
by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008
by The Blind Inventor March 5, 2008