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She is so supermegafoxyawesomehot, she must be a Turgeon!
Turgeon by Rjay March 9, 2012
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fuckin turgeon 

a term used to make fun of dan turgeon
fuckin turgeon, what are you doing? just buy the damn colts.
fuckin turgeon by Vagina March 6, 2004

Derek Turgeon 

He is loving, Caring, and Passionate. He enjoys working out and cooking. He has beautiful Hazel eyes that water when he yawns. he is tall, but not too tall; might have to stand on your tip toes to reach his lips..but its worth it. He has the most beautiful smile and heart stopping laugh. He is strong and not just physically but emotionally too, he can do anything if he just puts his mind to it. His family means the world to him. He is outgoing and adventurous and loves to have fun. He is wonderful in all ways imaginable. Great in bed too!
Derek Turgeon will always be there no matter what.
Derek Turgeon by babyb00 July 5, 2012
An early age male dinosaur with an 80 inch neck. Favorite snack is the Turkish traditional kebab
" That guy is so annoying, I think he might be a Turgen. "
Turgen by FeetLover5000 May 11, 2022
(n) 1) One of four admins on Solia Online, and the site's code writer. Takes his name from the character in Tolkien's "The Silmarillion" who founded the city Gondolin. Turgon is 14' 7" tall (approx. 4.5 meters) and is fully capable of carrying a fully loaded school bus for seventy-six miles in less than five minutes, but is predominantly a technological academic. 2) A knowledgeable and generally good-natured person.

(adj) To be knowledgeable and generally good-natured.

(v) To move quickly and efficiently, while still maintaining detail and quality.

(adv) To do or have done something quickly and efficiently, while still maintaining detail and quality.
(n) 1)"Did you see Turgon's post?" 2) "...and that should fix the problem. :)" "It did, thank you! You're quite a turgon.

(adj) "I went ahead and fixed the problem. You should be able to use it again." "Thanks! That was very turgon of you!

(v) ""You mean he repaired that gas leak already?" "Yeah, he really turgoned."

(adv) "You mean he did it the night before and still aced it?" "Yeah, he really worked turgon on it.
Turgon by Duke Of Failure June 17, 2009

Dahn Turgenson 

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.
Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.
Dahn Turgenson by Dahn April 14, 2008
Puffy tumor, turmid, swollen, bombastic, turgent...
Our President Donald Trump has a turgent opinion of himself. Inflated
Turgent by Ronny James August 18, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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