Turdgeon

When someone is overbearingly cringy and annoying.

Yo, stop being a turdgeon you annoying fuck.

by PadsterDadster May 26, 2022

fuckin turgeon

a term used to make fun of dan turgeon

fuckin turgeon, what are you doing? just buy the damn colts.

by Vagina March 6, 2004

Turgeon

You can't be any more badass than this.

She is so supermegafoxyawesomehot, she must be a Turgeon!

by Rjay March 9, 2012

Derek Turgeon

He is loving, Caring, and Passionate. He enjoys working out and cooking. He has beautiful Hazel eyes that water when he yawns. he is tall, but not too tall; might have to stand on your tip toes to reach his lips..but its worth it. He has the most beautiful smile and heart stopping laugh. He is strong and not just physically but emotionally too, he can do anything if he just puts his mind to it. His family means the world to him. He is outgoing and adventurous and loves to have fun. He is wonderful in all ways imaginable. Great in bed too!

Derek Turgeon will always be there no matter what.

by babyb00 July 5, 2012

trudgeon

fat willyz surf boy.

ryan the burgeldoinker is sponsered by fat willyz

by tom May 13, 2003

Turdgency

Acting fast or working at speed to finish a task because you need a poo (turd) imminently.

Putting off going for a poo (turd) to make yourself work faster.

“Sorry can’t talk - got to get this email sent as I have turdgency”
“Jonny had turdgency so we had to leave quickly”

by anonymous November 26, 2023