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(n) 1) One of four admins on Solia Online, and the site's code writer. Takes his name from the character in Tolkien's "The Silmarillion" who founded the city Gondolin. Turgon is 14' 7" tall (approx. 4.5 meters) and is fully capable of carrying a fully loaded school bus for seventy-six miles in less than five minutes, but is predominantly a technological academic. 2) A knowledgeable and generally good-natured person.

(adj) To be knowledgeable and generally good-natured.

(v) To move quickly and efficiently, while still maintaining detail and quality.

(adv) To do or have done something quickly and efficiently, while still maintaining detail and quality.
(n) 1)"Did you see Turgon's post?" 2) "...and that should fix the problem. :)" "It did, thank you! You're quite a turgon.

(adj) "I went ahead and fixed the problem. You should be able to use it again." "Thanks! That was very turgon of you!

(v) ""You mean he repaired that gas leak already?" "Yeah, he really turgoned."

(adv) "You mean he did it the night before and still aced it?" "Yeah, he really worked turgon on it.
Turgon by Duke Of Failure June 17, 2009
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na-janine tugonon 

verb. (na-janin tugoh-non)
when your GF/BF breaks up with you, and he/she is proud to tell the whole world about it.
Bro1: Bro I heard na-janine tugonon ka daw?
Bro2: Yes bro, and it hurts so much! seriously? why tell the whole world?
na-janine tugonon by Tapum April 19, 2013

turbonium 

The element that a VW Beetle Turbo is made out of. What else??
Dude, that VW is made from Turbonium.. I know because the commercial for it said so.
turbonium by Jacob Miller May 17, 2006

turdonion 

when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a turd.
Hey Mike... I've been digging into this new project you gave me, and I don't think it's an onion...I am standing here crying holding a turd... Thanks for the turdonion, bro..
turdonion by DaddyG August 6, 2012

turbonegro 

1) Turbonegro is an awesome band from Norway which tries to combine the best of heavy metal, rock and punk music into a non-politically-correct version of punk, and does.
2) A turbonegro is a large, well-equipped, armed black male in a fast car, out for vengeance. Turbonegro the band refers to themselves as his prophet.
1) Turbonegro is a awesome band from Norway.
2) That Turbonegro looks like he is going to kill someone.
turbonegro by Useff June 6, 2005

Turbonegro 

The greatest band of all time, these Denim Demons hail from Norway, speak German and sing in English. Their display of talent never ceases to dazzle. Their fanbase consists of extremely devoted "Turbo-Jugend", translated from German, Turbo Youth, wears denim jackets ("DER KUTTE") and kicks some serious ass.
Turbonegro is the best Death Punk band - no, wait - the best BAND ever!
Turbonegro by flip dizzle April 1, 2005

turbonics 

The language comprised of a combination of ebonics, white speak, and other made up words. Usually doesn't make much sense. Commonly spoken by Turbo Tony.
Examples of words:

word is "werd"
work is "werk"

"Yo, that was a fantastical concert, but man the lead singer was acting so doi doi!"

"What the heck are you saying?"
"It's turbonics man, act like you know!"
turbonics by Turbo Tony September 4, 2008