turdwacker

Its like the turd burgler he/she steals them but then after he/she lets them harden. And then after that he/she plays baseball with em.

Dan West is a dirty fuckin' turdwacker!

by Matt balon August 30, 2007

straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

turdfucker

1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.

2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.

3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.

1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker

2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.

3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.

by donutoblivion October 25, 2006

turdfucker

1) One who fucks turds, or;
2) A Homosexual, or fag

Marcus, you did him in the butt, you are a total turdfucker!!

by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005

Turdwonker

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

by HandRat July 2, 2021

turdmaker

someone who talks a lot of shit.

Did you hear what she said?
Yeah! what a turdmaker! Someone needs to put her in her place.

by ** us ** March 3, 2011

Turdwhacker

(AmEr.). Noun: Any one who is not you; The other. Someone in your way. Origin: Centralia, KS, USA.

Fucking turdwhacker screwed up that next fishing hole.

by Denny D. February 28, 2026