turdwacker
Its like the turd burgler he/she steals them but then after he/she lets them harden. And then after that he/she plays baseball with em.
turdwacker by Matt balon August 30, 2007
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straight crazy turdfucker
I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!
straight crazy turdfucker by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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turdfucker
1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.
2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.
3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.
2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.
3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.
1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker
2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.
3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.
2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.
3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.
turdfucker by donutoblivion October 25, 2006
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turdfucker by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005
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Turdwonker by HandRat July 2, 2021
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