turdwinker

A turdwinker is - i think quite obviously an a**hole. The a**hole, any a**hole.
Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....

That TURDWINKER took my seat on the bus.

The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!

by Ozzie The Watchdog March 31, 2023

turdminer

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

by justadrunk August 16, 2004

Turdwonker

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

by HandRat July 2, 2021

turdwinder

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdlinger

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit

"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"

by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

turdwinkle

From the Shenandoah Class of 2010. A play name or stupid person.

Ladine, a clown, a sarcastic person.

by Natalie July 1, 2004