turdra 

Noun. A prolonged series of mildly unfortunate or shitty events. Also denotes a bleak or negative inner mentallandscape see also tundra

He'd lost his wallet , his girlfriend, his dog -and then his car got towed ... Somebody even wrote "seriously fucker?" in grease paint on the windshield ... But he knew he couldn't give up- he need to keep on keepin on -persevering through the turdra"

turdra by nedelson September 1, 2017

Turdal stampede 

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal storm 

A Turdal storm is diarrhea.

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.

Turdal storm by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal 

To do with turds or poop.

The turdal storm raged up my ass!

Turdal by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

_Tundra_ 

A cool youtuber who makes slowed down songs :3

Bob: did you watch _Tundra_’s latest daycore?
Random kid: Yes omg so poggers i luv it

_Tundra_ by Markaiii January 25, 2022

Turdban 

Protective head covering for bird droppings.

While dining outside with friends, I was happy I wore my turdban

Turdban by Niezzy March 3, 2019

turdarrhea 

The one-two punch of a good old fashioned turd followed up by a torrent of explosive diarrhea.

It begins with a standard-issue turd forming in the colon from observing a normal healthy diet. Then, usually whilst drunk, you eat something which is known to have explosive diarrhea causing effects, e.g. Chipotle. This results in immense pressure buildup of diarrhea behind the turd "plug" in much the same way as magma builds up beneath a solid rock cap in a volcano prior to its eruption.

At some point you become acutely aware of this pressure and go scrambling for the toilet - if you're lucky, you make it in time. What happens next is in many respects similar to the discharging of a cannon or firearm. The immense pressure wave propels the solid turd out of your butt, usually splattering it against the side of the toilet bowl like a sticky, smelly artillery shell. The diarrhea then spews out in a manner not unlike the rocket exhaust of a space shuttle launch, coating toilet and buttcheeks with a soupy-yellow brown film.

Best case scenario is that cleanup requires a jug of bleach and a hot shower. Worst case, the hazmat team.

A particularly violent bout of turdarrhea cracked my toilet bowl and flooded my entire house with a two-foot deep layer of poo soup. Interestingly enough, the little pieces of corn from my burrito survived the trip through my GI tract intact and were floating around like little yellow life rafts.

turdarrhea by burritobrosshits August 5, 2011