TurdMullet

The 'TurdMullet' (Latin: Stephanus Jordanus), a resident of the southern coastal regions.

Its peculiar name is aptly derived from its alleged odour reminiscent of a blend of sewage and marine life.

Renowned for its lethargic disposition, the 'TurdMullet' sustains itself primarily on a diet of kebabs and alcohol—a culinary preference that distinguishes it within the marine realm.

Despite its seemingly sluggish nature, this species exhibits remarkable cunning as a predator.
That TurdMullet is not Lush.

Sometimes the TurdMullet says it stinks of shit, other times it says it stinks of fish.
by RickProductions February 07, 2024
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