TurdMullet

The 'TurdMullet' (Latin: Stephanus Jordanus), a resident of the southern coastal regions.

Its peculiar name is aptly derived from its alleged odour reminiscent of a blend of sewage and marine life.

Renowned for its lethargic disposition, the 'TurdMullet' sustains itself primarily on a diet of kebabs and alcohol—a culinary preference that distinguishes it within the marine realm.

Despite its seemingly sluggish nature, this species exhibits remarkable cunning as a predator.

That TurdMullet is not Lush.

Sometimes the TurdMullet says it stinks of shit, other times it says it stinks of fish.

TurdMullet by RickProductions February 6, 2024

turd mullet 

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.

Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.

turd mullet by Turler August 3, 2018

turdmillets 

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets

Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets

turdmillets by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021

turdpuller 

As a turd is exiting the anus it is rubbed into the vagina and then picked out again. Upon completion of this scatological play the participants must exclaim 'turd puller' in unison.

Turdpullers are so in right now it is out.

turdpuller by Hambandit June 22, 2014