The 'TurdMullet' (Latin: Stephanus Jordanus), a resident of the southern coastal regions.
Its peculiar name is aptly derived from its alleged odour reminiscent of a blend of sewage and marine life.
Renowned for its lethargic disposition, the 'TurdMullet' sustains itself primarily on a diet of kebabs and alcohol—a culinary preference that distinguishes it within the marine realm.
Despite its seemingly sluggish nature, this species exhibits remarkable cunning as a predator.
Its peculiar name is aptly derived from its alleged odour reminiscent of a blend of sewage and marine life.
Renowned for its lethargic disposition, the 'TurdMullet' sustains itself primarily on a diet of kebabs and alcohol—a culinary preference that distinguishes it within the marine realm.
Despite its seemingly sluggish nature, this species exhibits remarkable cunning as a predator.
That TurdMullet is not Lush.
Sometimes the TurdMullet says it stinks of shit, other times it says it stinks of fish.
Sometimes the TurdMullet says it stinks of shit, other times it says it stinks of fish.
by RickProductions February 6, 2024
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