mistakenly called the colon, anus, sphincter and other jibberish...all things related to containment and expulsion of fecal matter can be summed up with turdholder
Andrea felt something brewing and bubbling in her turdholder and knew she would probably be spending a lengthy stint ass painting the Starbucks bathroom.
As a turd is exiting the anus it is rubbed into the vagina and then picked out again. Upon completion of this scatological play the participants must exclaim 'turd puller' in unison.