turdmuffin
a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.
turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004
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Tormuffin
The act of sticking a lit candle into a woman's vagina, then blowing the wax of the candle onto her chest, then ejaculating onto her chest, creating a wax/cum mixture on her chest. The partner then proceeds to lick the mixture off of the woman's chest, and place it onto her bottom.
Tormuffin by Torminator September 3, 2011
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Turd Muffin • tardmuffin • terd muffin • Tormuffin • tuvmuffin • tuff muffins • turd muff • Turd Surfing • TART-MUFFIN • toad muffin
Turdsurfing
The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.
Turdsurfing by Angrybob October 1, 2009
Turd Muffin
Turd Muffin by Alec "Baldwin" November 28, 2004
tardmuffin
stupid, annoying, etc....
usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone
usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone
tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005
turd muffin
The act of and or the being of an annoying person, And/or the act of pursuing a dead joke, or continuing a joke that is commonly known as being not funny.
turd muffin by Maxisking August 25, 2005
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