turdmuffin 

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.

"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"

turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004

Tormuffin 

The act of sticking a lit candle into a woman's vagina, then blowing the wax of the candle onto her chest, then ejaculating onto her chest, creating a wax/cum mixture on her chest. The partner then proceeds to lick the mixture off of the woman's chest, and place it onto her bottom.

Mitch: Hey man, what happened with Nancy?
Dan: I gave her a Tormuffin.

Tormuffin by Torminator September 3, 2011

Turdsurfing 

The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.

Today I had a good turdsurfing session.

Turdsurfing by Angrybob October 1, 2009

Turd Muffin

A turd muffin is the act of being, stupid, commonly reffered to as dumb, retarded.

Dude, stop being a turd muffin.

Turd Muffin by Alec "Baldwin" November 28, 2004

tardmuffin 

stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone

Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha

tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

Turdmuff 

Noun- 1. An insult, to mean asshole.

2. A literal Asshole.

A. Your a turd muff.

B. She has such a nice turdmuff.

Turdmuff by CHALK111 May 21, 2010

turd muffin

The act of and or the being of an annoying person, And/or the act of pursuing a dead joke, or continuing a joke that is commonly known as being not funny.

EX: My friend(we'll call him Drew)Drew, is being a Ever so Fricken Turd muffin.

turd muffin by Maxisking August 25, 2005