Tormuffin 

The act of sticking a lit candle into a woman's vagina, then blowing the wax of the candle onto her chest, then ejaculating onto her chest, creating a wax/cum mixture on her chest. The partner then proceeds to lick the mixture off of the woman's chest, and place it onto her bottom.

Mitch: Hey man, what happened with Nancy?
Dan: I gave her a Tormuffin.

Tormuffin by Torminator September 3, 2011

truffin' 

To be truffin' is to have reached a state of absolute bliss or nirvana. In order to powertruff, one can use alcohol or narcotics. Most often, people can be found truffin' at parties, or social gatherings, where the likelihood of achieving such a state is exponentially increased. In other words, to be truffin' is to be utterly happy, uninhibited and content with life. Once you begin truffin', you immediately become a truffer, sometimes referred to as "the truff".

Drunk friend 1: Yo son, is you truffin' or what?
Drunk friend 2: Hell yeah I'm truffin'! Boi I AM the truff!
Drunk friend 1: Word?
Drunk friend 2: Word.

truffin' by Dirty Dam April 12, 2007

tardmuffin 

stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone

Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha

tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

turdmuffin 

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.

"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"

turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004

I be Truffin 

Black slang meaning I am telling the truth

Yo, for real man; that ass be smokin hot; I be Truffin

I be Truffin by Rhyno500 March 2, 2010

tardmuffin 

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

tardmuffin by mAx August 1, 2004

tuvmuffin 

a decadouche, someone who will constantly push your buttons, a man-whore or slut

That guy is getting on my nerves, he's such a tuvmuffin.

tuvmuffin by decadouche August 4, 2009