tuvmuffin
tuvmuffin by decadouche August 4, 2009
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Tormuffin
The act of sticking a lit candle into a woman's vagina, then blowing the wax of the candle onto her chest, then ejaculating onto her chest, creating a wax/cum mixture on her chest. The partner then proceeds to lick the mixture off of the woman's chest, and place it onto her bottom.
Tormuffin by Torminator September 3, 2011
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turdmuffin
a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.
turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004
thugmuffin
a Muffin made of the blood of 12 assorted thugs mixed into the batter of bisquick pancake mix. You'll end up with 19 servings of thugmuffins
thugmuffin by Minkus Muckwater December 15, 2004
thugmuffin
Danny Blaze walks into the store alarm goes off "oh really I didnt even steal anything yet"*cute smile* oh danny your such a thugmuffin
thugmuffin by Nicolecanread May 20, 2010
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TheMuffinMan by Muffin88888 November 5, 2020
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