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turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."
turd monkey by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

tardmonkey 

You're such a tardmonkey.
tardmonkey by John Wass November 14, 2003

Turdwonker 

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.
Last night I had a huge turdwonker.
Turdwonker by HandRat July 2, 2021

turd monkey

In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.
We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.
turd monkey by Lordofspam January 13, 2009

turdonkey 

A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.
I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.
turdonkey by skidoo8649 February 15, 2010

turdmonger 

a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or assbandit.
don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdmonger!
turdmonger by maxell December 23, 2006
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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