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turdmonkey 

one part poop, one part primate
that woman is a real turdmonkey
turdmonkey by Brad F September 25, 2006
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turdonkey 

A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.
I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.
turdonkey by skidoo8649 February 15, 2010

turdunken 

a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a cornish game hen
my dad made turdunken for thanksgiving.
turdunken by the fuck fairy December 17, 2006

Turdunken 

I recently had an conversation with a d-bag from Buffalo NY, and below is the actual conversation that transpired at 2 am in a Double Tree hotel bar while on a business trip -

A common misconception is that "turdunken" is a turkey stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken...some (drunken billski from Buffalo) may also say that it is a turkey stuffed in duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a goat stuffed in a pig...then you smoke it for two hours....However I corrected the billski from Buffalo by telling him what a turdunken really was -

"NO NO NO you've got it all wrong. Its actually called a "turbaby" a baby stuffed in a turtle... the recipe calls for one part turtle and one part baby. For best taste a baby between 3 and 7 months is required, because before 3 months the skull is too soft (milky consistancy) and after 7 months the skull burns too easily. Then you deep fry it for two days...and make sure you have at least 2 to 3 quart of propane"

the guy looked at me like i was a complete psycho...then i told his wife (45 year old lady w/giant funbags) that she had great tits and I was in room 313. Went back to my room (313) beat off to a $30 porn and cried myself to sleep

All in all it was a great night
do you know what a turdunken really is??? it's a baby stuffed in a turtle

Turdunken...really...i'm in 313...you've got "great tits"
Turdunken by Billy Billski May 30, 2008

turdunken 

A turkey prepared in such a way as to resemble a delicious donut. For example, glazed with chocolate, sprinkled with sprinkles, and stuffed with donut holes. Not to be confused with turducken.
"No no, I said I am making turdunken - so bring your insulin, this will be one sweet turkey!"
turdunken by unwholesomefoodie November 19, 2011

turdrunken

Getting drunk on Thanksgiving, referenced as part of the regular meal. A time to celebrate and drink with friends and family.
"I'm going to need some turdrunken this Thanksgiving," muttered Maya as she learned who was coming to dinner.
turdrunken by Pandemonious February 29, 2016