turd licker

one who places the tongue upon shit

the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste

by scart July 11, 2003

straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

turdfucker

1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.

2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.

3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.

1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker

2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.

3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.

by donutoblivion October 25, 2006

turdfucker

1) One who fucks turds, or;
2) A Homosexual, or fag

Marcus, you did him in the butt, you are a total turdfucker!!

by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005

Turdicken

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011

turd-licker

A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.

My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.

by MWBishop July 1, 2010

turdlinger

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

by Josh7607 September 14, 2007