Definitions by scart

Steamer 

a hot freshly laid shit that eminates heat trails most pronounced in cold weather

the steamer melted a hole in the snow.

Steamer by scart July 11, 2003

turd licker

one who places the tongue upon shit

the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste

turd licker by scart July 11, 2003

beef curtain

vagina

her beef curtain was bruised and battered by many years of abuse

beef curtain by scart July 11, 2003