Definitions by scart

turd licker

one who places the tongue upon shit

the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste

turd licker by scart July 11, 2003

beef curtain

vagina

her beef curtain was bruised and battered by many years of abuse

beef curtain by scart July 11, 2003

Steamer 

a hot freshly laid shit that eminates heat trails most pronounced in cold weather

the steamer melted a hole in the snow.

Steamer by scart July 11, 2003