turd licker

one who places the tongue upon shit

the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste

by scart July 11, 2003

beef curtain

vagina

her beef curtain was bruised and battered by many years of abuse

by scart July 11, 2003

Steamer

a hot freshly laid shit that eminates heat trails most pronounced in cold weather

the steamer melted a hole in the snow.

by scart July 11, 2003