turdjuggler

One who juggles turds for the entertainment of themselves and others.

A plumber or sewage management worker who's job it is to keep human waste processing running smoothly.

The circus performer was afraid to juggle chainsaws, so he became a turdjuggler

The toilets backed up again. Better call the turdjuggler.

by TheMadLinguist January 6, 2009

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turdwiggler

a absolutly horrible person, the gayest of the gay, a faggot, someone who packs fudge, or inserts a penis into another mans anus, "wiggling" the turds

wow what a turdwiggler

by farter54 March 15, 2011

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turdburgler

One who can't spell turdburglar.

Public education produces many turdburglers.

by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008

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Turdsnuggler

someone so wrapped up in his own shit cannot see the woods for the trees

Such a conceited cunt a real turdsnuggler

by whinging old bastards July 29, 2018

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Northern Turdburglers are a group of small to medium sized brown colored birds with most species being found in the Old World, New Jersey, and West Virgina. The group is treated either as a single family, Dukeieous Maximus or as a suborder Flyingousdoodooeatious. There are roughly 2 species of Turdburgler. All have fat heads, scooped bills, short legs, and a terrible sense of smell. Non-coincidentally Northern Turdburglers smell like shit, this is mainly due to their preferred diet of pure human excrement. A nocturnal creature Turdburglers can be spotted diving into sewer systems scooping up dung for their young. Northern Turdburglers reproduce every 36 hours and lay their eggs in piles of human poo-poo as to for nobody will mess with dey babies. The Northern Turdburgler has an expected life span of approximately 2 to 6 weeks and smells very bad.

That bird has shit all over it; it must be a Great Northern Turdburgler.

by Chris Burgiles P.H.D. February 16, 2010

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