When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there
by Kiser August 29, 2003
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A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.
"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"
by El Roberto August 01, 2004
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1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.
by frieze July 14, 2003
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A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.
Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.
by Wizard of Loneliness October 28, 2019
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A person who, unknowingly, tries to open the door of an occupied bathroom stall.
I was taking in the middle of a nice shit when a turdburgler scared me.
by HyperRon March 27, 2003
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