Turdsnuggler

someone so wrapped up in his own shit cannot see the woods for the trees

Such a conceited cunt a real turdsnuggler

by whinging old bastards July 29, 2018

turdjuggler

One who juggles turds for the entertainment of themselves and others.

A plumber or sewage management worker who's job it is to keep human waste processing running smoothly.

The circus performer was afraid to juggle chainsaws, so he became a turdjuggler

The toilets backed up again. Better call the turdjuggler.

by TheMadLinguist January 6, 2009