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turdness 

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.
The turdness of it all.
turdness by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016
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tornness 

feeling of being pulled
"I'm dealing with so much tornness," says Jade as she stands in front of the ANTM judges.

Bubble Tubbiness 

A bubble Tubbiness is either a man or women who is big, fat and full of joy. This person is amazing in everything they do and is fun to be around. They will make you feel special and loved.
I love spending time with my bubble Tubbiness, he always know how to cheer me up.

tardiness 

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness
1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"
tardiness by spronkey November 30, 2003

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

turdiness 

The act of being a turd; acting like a shithead
My kids snapped out of his turdiness.
turdiness by Parentof5 November 1, 2012