turdcicle

An upwarding growing column of feces located at the bottom of northern-climate outhouses. Also known as a stalagshite or poocicle.

Being distracted by the dancing Northern Lights, I accidentally sat on my leaning turdcicle.

by Robert Warren September 18, 2008

KANSAS TURDPILE

Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.

When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

turdculese

The label given to a person who takes a colossal dump in an extremely short period of time while usually not seated and in a squatting position like a weightlifter dead-lifting . This person usually performs this event with a substantial amount of noise that often creates concern among bystanders in the vicinity. Modification Hercules

Bob, who was late for his meeting will forever be labeled "Turdculese" that day when he blew open the toilet stall door. He performed like Hafter Bjornsson going for the world record dead-lift and quite honestly sounded strangely similar only Bob was taking a colossal dump.

by MIABILL December 20, 2018

turdmillets

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets

Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021

turdicle

A tiny particle of poo that flies around after you flush.

Although the toothbrush was kept over 15 feet away from the toilet, close study revealed large amounts of turdicles on it. In fact, turdicles are known to travel over great distances and there's a fat chance you're breathing them in right now.

by Grrrrt June 10, 2009

Turdicken

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 10, 2008