turdmillets 

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets

Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets

turdmillets by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021

TurdMullet

The 'TurdMullet' (Latin: Stephanus Jordanus), a resident of the southern coastal regions.

Its peculiar name is aptly derived from its alleged odour reminiscent of a blend of sewage and marine life.

Renowned for its lethargic disposition, the 'TurdMullet' sustains itself primarily on a diet of kebabs and alcohol—a culinary preference that distinguishes it within the marine realm.

Despite its seemingly sluggish nature, this species exhibits remarkable cunning as a predator.

That TurdMullet is not Lush.

Sometimes the TurdMullet says it stinks of shit, other times it says it stinks of fish.

TurdMullet by RickProductions February 6, 2024