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turd burgerler 

someone that steals turd from an anus or a toilet.
i didnt get a toy in my turd burgerler meal.
turd burgerler by derek pierce June 22, 2004
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Turd Burgaler 

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.
I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.
Turd Burgaler by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

turd burgler 

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there
turd burgler by Kiser August 29, 2003

turd burgler 

A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.
"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"
turd burgler by El Roberto August 1, 2004

Turd Burgaler 

Jim burgled Jamie's turds.
Turd Burgaler by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

turd burggler 

When you are taking a shit in the bathroom stall and somone trys to open the door on you.

turd burgler 

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.
turd burgler by frieze July 14, 2003
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