Definitions by frieze
IROC
1. Label given to the top-of the line 3rd generation Camaros, the IROC-Z ran from 1985-1990. The IROC offered strong acceleration (6.2 0-60 for 5.7 liter versions and a mid-14 second 1/4 mile), capable braking, and INCREDIBLE handling. IROCS have been known to put .92 G's down on the skid-pad. With a MacPhereson's strut suspension, they out-handle most "sporty" cars now, and still rank number four on Car and Driver's best handling car list.
2. Italian Retard Out Cruising; a useful acronym for the people who drive the vehicle described in definition number one. I can say this because I am, in fact, Italian. :-D
2. Italian Retard Out Cruising; a useful acronym for the people who drive the vehicle described in definition number one. I can say this because I am, in fact, Italian. :-D
Fucking rice-rocket driving pussies assume that American cars can't handle for anything. They are often silent after being embarassed by a stock IROC both through the turns and in straight-line acceleration. For a racer on a budget, a 3rd gen IROC Camaro is the ideal platform; it can be made to hit low 12's for just over 3 thousand dollars, and will handle better than almost anything on the market. For about ten thousand total invested, you can have a fully street-legal race car that will do more than a straight line.
Ricer
1: N A poorly upgraded car with a tacky exterior (fart cannons), 2' wing, unpainted/poorly designed groud effects, seizure-inducing strobe lights and LEDs).
2. N: Any person who talks up their car without having anything to back it up. Although there are a FEW domstic-driving ricers, the term usually implies a person (of any race) who drives a 4 or 6 cylinder car and tries to make everyone think it is fast.
3. See also MORON
2. N: Any person who talks up their car without having anything to back it up. Although there are a FEW domstic-driving ricers, the term usually implies a person (of any race) who drives a 4 or 6 cylinder car and tries to make everyone think it is fast.
3. See also MORON
Camaro
A beautiful piece of machinery which unfortunately (and mistakenly) is associated with red-necked, mullet wearing sissies. In reality, it has offered fast, affordable, and reliable transportation to many hundreds of thousands over several decades. Many often hate the Camaro because they fear its superior performance and intimidating exhaust note (V8 model only). 3rd gen IROC Camaros are known to have clocked 220 thousand miles before requiring a rebuild, at the same time exhibiting only a miniscule amount of the compression loss often associated with higher milage engines.
nut job
A movie in which several individuals (frieze, barris, etc) endure nut-wrenching pain, all for the amusement of others. Footballs, croquet sticks, and good ol' tappers are the weapons of choice. As you may suspect, hilarity ensues. The movie started out as being called "tapper day," but when a typo caused the title to come out "tapper dan," it was decided that the movie needed a new title, because, well. . . tapper dan is just stupid. :D