Turch 

To die from flaming butthole

"He died from turching himself!"

Turch by anonymous August 8, 2021

turch 

Just a little bit.

Martha: “I’m just a turch upset.”
Margaret: “What the fuck does turch mean?”

turch by ur a yee yee🤠 January 26, 2019

Matt Turch 

A sexy mothafucka that will steal your biddies

Friend 1: Did you see Matt Turch bang ur Mum?
Friend 2: Yeah dude he's a milf stealer.

Matt Turch by atahl14 February 25, 2019

Torchbearing 

The action of when one simultaneously smokes a cigarette and a spliff.

Rio: that guy's brave, he's been torchbearing all night.
Ieuan: of course, it gives you a cracking buzz.

Torchbearing by Mental Father July 1, 2019

Turcousin 

Similar to the turducken, it is a tradition in the southern states where your cousin stuffs the thanksgiving turkey while you stuff your cousin.

Jasper: Y'all havin a turducken fer thanksgivings?
Clem:Nah we fixin to have a turcousin if Tammy-Lynn comes over

Turcousin by Whispy McBeefcurtains February 23, 2019

Asshole Torching 

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.

"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."

Asshole Torching by DICK burn November 16, 2016

torch and pitchfork crowd 

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.

Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;

torch and pitchfork crowd by Euripedes October 8, 2008