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A ruggedly handsome guy with a penis ranging from 9 to 10 inches. He has an unusually high IQ of around 180 but his charm is second to none.

This applies to all people named Ieuan.
Person A: Who's that over there boning that girl to death whilst proving string theory's existence?
Person B: You don't know who he is?
Person A: No.
Person B: He's Ieuan!
Person A: Wow! I'm jealous!
by Tom-Dick-and-Harry October 21, 2011
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A man who's sense of style and rugged good looks are matched only by his overpowering wit and charisma.
"Where's Ieuan?"

"He's over there making out with those two supermodels"

"Wait, aren't they sisters?"

"Yup"

"Whoa... He's like some sort of unstoppable love machine!"

"Tell me about it"
by Malvor, teller of truths May 02, 2009
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ieuan is an ugly cunt that will fuck up your whole entire life. he will make u fall in love with him and backstab u with one of your bestfriends. then he will apologise and beg for u back. never go near a ieuan as u will regret it. ieuan Thomas especially. if u find yourself in a situation with ieuan, either kill yourself, or him. they are not just a waste of time and effort but they shatter your heart into pieces. ieuan thomas if u see this then i love u. even though ur a pathetic little sketty bitch.
ieuan: up fora shag?

every other girl apart from jess: ew no u angin slag
Jess: yes anything that proves I’m a slag
by 1234sexonlegz April 24, 2020
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Ieuan is a nice guy. Ginger with lots of freckles. He's tall and a bit chubby, but it's fine for him. He loves video games and is a geek/nerd sometimes. He is usually at the library on the internet, most likely 9gag. He's nice and a great friend. He jokes around a lot and he makes a lot of friends. He may get bullied from time to time, but friends stick up for him. He's a great guy.
Person 1: Hey, who's the ginger?
Person 2: My friend Ieuan. We're gonna play CoD later.
Person 1: Sweet!
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horrible chav. slag. always wears his hat, dresses alright, thinks he's black but he's really not, he's like the milkybar kid, gross. never stops eating, yet he's not actually THAT fat, thinks he's awesome, moody. sly. but actually one of the nicest people we've ever met, sometimes
person 1: "see that kid over there with the hat and the swagger?"
person 2: "oh yeah you mean that horrible chav?"
person 1: "yeah i think its called a ieuan"
person 2: "ew"
by steveislush September 25, 2010
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