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5’9”, blonde, bathes regularly, reads often, talks good, sub 6 minute mile, super fucking charming, strong male that doesn’t need a woman to pay his bills, can be found running around yelling, “PISS!”
Your mom is probably with Tyler Turchan.
by jhawkk May 29, 2018
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5’9”, blonde, bathes reguarly, talks good, fucking champ at fortnite, sub 6 minute mile, strong independent male who doesnt need a woman to pay for his bills, can be found running around yelling, “PISS!”
by jhawkk May 29, 2018
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