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A word used to describe a person who is a complete dickhead or has just done something fucking stupid.
Example 1: Have you seen that massive turcher over there.
Example 2: Did he just turch that girl.
Example 3: I carnt believe that turcher has just got married in Ibiza.
Turcher by Desmond Boombox September 21, 2017
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A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.
The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.
Torcher by Big Balla August 23, 2005

texas torcher 

The act of lighting a significant other's skin on fire with a blowtorch and engaging in sexual intercourse while burning up
Dude, I was sitting by the campfire next to my babe...and seeing her and the fire so close to each other made me really antsy for a texas torcher.
texas torcher by jdog9131 December 8, 2019
1.) A singer of "torch" songs; i.e. a female singer of passionate love songs

2.) An arsonist
1.) She was a half-decent torcher, but she was no Timi Yuro.

2.) He contracted a torcher for 25% of the insurance payout.
torcher by Scroll Lock February 6, 2008

Ball Torcher 

Breaking bass
Using electric chair to burn balls or metal clamp.
Him 1: my balls hurt!!
Him 2: oh that’s just Ball Torcher
1. a term used when describing someone for less than acceptable behavior.

2. a term of endearment used for someone on friendly terms, able to replace the term "dog".

3. something between an airplane and a hotdog.

-"terch" is a shortened form used in slang.
1. "He didn't pick up his mess again, that boy is such a tercher."

2. "Hey terch! How's it going?"
tercher by his uncle April 15, 2010
"Hello, what is Turchiron?"
"Why, a big ugly poopoo of course!"
Turchiron by Carson378 January 8, 2018
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