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tunerbate 

Usage songs as a form of masturbation. When (usually a choir or band student) gets "sexual" pleasure from hearing a song.
Chills ran up her spine when she listened to the fabulous song. She would definately use it to tunerbate soon.

A perfects song for tunerbation.
tunerbate by Fantom Phreeke March 27, 2010
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tokerbate 

Dude it's 4:20. time to tokerbate

Hey man you wanna leave me for awhile? I need to tokerbate.
tokerbate by Bensai October 5, 2011

tinderbate 

The act of masturbating to someone's tinder profile pics or moments.
"So, do you tinderbate to just girls or dudes too?"

"Nah, I'm an equal opportunist."
tinderbate by devilsadvocate9 September 11, 2014

Kiss-turbate 

The kissing of oneself
So, kiss-turbate!
Kiss-turbate by Kiss moi! July 27, 2010

tinderbate 

To swipe through tinder, masturbating to each boy/girl’s picture
Bro I don’t even watch porn anymore I just tinderbate
tinderbate by TheTinderbater999 June 23, 2018

tinderbater 

A guy who has no luck no on Tinder, but still fantasizes about the girls he sees on the app. Even to the point of saving their pictures and masturbating to them.
That guy is on Tinder all the time but never scored any chick from it, he is such a tinderbater.
tinderbater by t.zero April 1, 2016

taterbater 

a nonhandicapped person that has relationships or sex with handicapped people of all kinds
The Clinton's And obamas are taterbaters
taterbater by elsa'sfriend April 20, 2018
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