1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

shithouse door on a tuna boat by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

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tunabooty

Tunabooty- when she spreads her legs and it smells like a tunafish that’s been left out to be eaten out by a drunk coon. Or when she don’t wipe her ass and it smellz like a yeast infection and moldy tampons in resees cup coffe creamer. -Bill and Michael (2023’)

Damn bitch when you spread yo legs, it finna smell like tunabooty

Michael- yo dawg did you smell leshawnas ass yesterday? It smell like fucking tunabooty
Bill- damn bro dump that hoe in a river

Bill-dude I was eating out shithead yesterday and I think she was holding in all her stank because she queefed and her coochie smelled like absolute tunabooty

Michael-damn bro that’s why I like guys now

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Tuna Boat

An excessively obese female. So large that calling her only a tuna is not substantial enough to describe how oversized she is. One big ass bitch.

Damn that bitch is tank, what a tuna boat.

Tuna Boat by BiGMerK215 November 12, 2010

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tuna boat

sloppy, floppy, pussy that hasn't been washed so it smells like rotten fish.

close your legs i can smell your tuna boat

tuna boat by fuzznips March 22, 2010

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tunaboating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, against a woman's genitals, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion while extending his tongue and accompanied by a raspberry sound. Tunaboating is similar to motorboating, but the action is done to the woman's genitals rather than the breasts. The prefix "tuna" is chosen due to the claim that some vaginas smelling like fish.

He put his face between her legs and began tunaboating her for several seconds. She couldn't stop laughing even after she queefed in his face.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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